This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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