I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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