Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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