Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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