and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
