As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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