fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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