I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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