do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
