Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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