If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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