her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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