She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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