these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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