Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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