Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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