HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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