It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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