I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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