Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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