I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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