Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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