Dual....:-)
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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