Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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