I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
