we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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