Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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