I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
As shirtless as possible
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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