her vagine was all disorganized.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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