All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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