How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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