it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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