susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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