so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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