We named our party play list daddy issues
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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