my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Please don't give away my fajitas
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