This girl is more easily done than said...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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