i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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