did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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