Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The air was thick with penises
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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