so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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