my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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