I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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