I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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