I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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