Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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