Don't make out with my wife yet
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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