is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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