is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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