i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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