have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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