Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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