On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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