I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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