I smell stomach acid.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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